The other day Megan spent some time with her friend down the street. Later that evening ...
Megan: Mom, today Nikki said, "Holy spoons".
Me: Really? That's a new one.
Megan: You know what I told her?
Megan: I told her that only Jesus is holy.
Me: That's right. Good job, Meg.
I guess that means no more holy cows, holy molys, holy smokes, and definitely no holy ... well ... you know.