The girls had just gotten their ears pierced at Claire's, and now we were all in the car driving somewhere. Probably to Costco. Here's the conversation that took place:
Amanda: Did you know that people get other body parts pierced besides their ears?
Me: You mean like eyebrows and lips?
Me: Yes, some people do that.
Amanda: At Claire's they have weiner earrings.
Henry and I jerked to look at eachother, eyes popping out of our heads. Are we really about to have this conversation with our 9 year old?! Lord, help me.
Me: They do NOT !!
Amanda: Yeah they do. They have weiner earrings, and milk shake earrings and french fry earrings.
Me: OH, those. Right.
I'm sorry, but could she not have said hot dog earrings instead?!