My girls are in the kids choir at church. The director, Susan, is a longtime friend who knew me before kids. You know, back when I was fun.
When I picked the girls up after their last rehearsal, Susan pulled me aside to share a little conversation that she'd had with Megan that evening ...
Susan: So Megan, would you say that you're a "delight"?
Megan: Huh? What's that?
Susan: You know, like nice to be around?
Megan: Uh, NO!!
Alrighty then. Any more questions?