Megan was a shepherd in last night's Christmas Eve program at our church. Amanda was a Wiseman's attendant (or as she calls it, a Wiseguy's attendant.)
After the second performance, I asked Megan how it went with the goat on stage ...
Megan: I stepped in goat poop!!
This is particularly gross when you're barefoot, which she was!
Me: No way! What did you do? Did you scream?!
Megan (looking at me like I was a total amateur): Uh, no. I wiped it off.