Me: So how was school today Megan?
Megan: Good.
Me: What happened? Anything interesting?
Megan: Well, they made us stab each other with balls.
Me: Did you say 'STAB eachother with BALLS'?
Megan: Uh huh.
Me: How in the WORLD do you do THAT?
Megan: You just throw the ball real hard and the other person tries to run away.
Me: So the other person tries to avoid getting stabbed?
Megan: Right.
Me: Was the name of this activity "Dodgeball" by any chance.
Megan: Yeah, Dodgeball, that's it.

I never liked Dodgeball. But then I've never been a fan of stabbing either.
Dodge ball is just evil.
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