Saturday, May 29, 2010
Have you ever ...
... experienced such a tantrum from your child, that you immediately ran to the bathroom to make sure you'd taken your birth control pill the night before?
... realized that baby showers are really pity parties? Most of the gals throwing the baby shower are moms themselves, and know what she's in for, so "Let's give the poor girl some gifts!"
... thought your child was faking illness, and after sending them to school, received a call to pick them up because they had a fever?
... had the principal tell you that you had to pick your daughter up from school because she stabbed a boy with a pencil in class because he wouldn't take his hand off her desk?
... wondered "When will I feel like I've finally got this parenting thing down?"
... had a tattooed, male neighbor, whom you'd never met, return your daughter to you saying, "She knocked on my door asking if she could come in and pet my dog. I told her I should meet her parents first."
... watched your child sleep, and try to remember what it was that got you so annoyed earlier?
... carried a screaming toddler through Macy's?
... looked forward to time "alone", only to find that you miss your kids?
Yeah, me neither.