Amanda: Why would they name it "Lip Therapy".
Me: Because it helps your lips feel better?
Amanda: Yeah, but it's not like it stretches your lips.
Me: You want your lips stretched?
Amanda: No, but isn't that what therapy is for? Stretching?
Me: Oh! You mean like physical therapy?
Me: Yes, sometimes physical therapy involves stretching. I'm surprised you even tried this stuff if you thought there was any chance that your lips might be stretched in the process.
Amanda: I know. They really need to change the name.