Tonight after I'd tucked Amanda into bed, she asked if I could hand her the Lip Therapy. Lip Therapy, for those of you who don't know, is a small tube of cherry flavored Vasaline. Amanda's lips were chapped, and only Lip Therapy would do. Amanda: Why would they name it "Lip Therapy".
Me: Because it helps your lips feel better?
Amanda: Yeah, but it's not like it stretches your lips.
Me: You want your lips stretched?
Amanda: No, but isn't that what therapy is for? Stretching?
Me: Oh! You mean like physical therapy?
Amanda: Yeah.
Me: Yes, sometimes physical therapy involves stretching. I'm surprised you even tried this stuff if you thought there was any chance that your lips might be stretched in the process.
Amanda: I know. They really need to change the name.
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