After having dinner at Costco the other night, I asked Megan to throw her plate away. She did so, then grabbed my purse.
Megan: Mom, what if I threw your PURSE away? What would you do?
Me: I wouldn't be happy, that's for sure.
Megan: Would you cry?
Me: No, I don't think I'd cry.
Megan: You don't think you'd cry like you did that one time in my room?
Me: Do you remember WHY I cried in your room that time?
Megan: Yes. It was because you were tired of giving me spankings.
Me: That's right. The thought of having to spank you again that afternoon, made me extremely sad.
Megan: Yeah. That was funny.
Me: I don't remember you laughing after the spanking.
Megan: Yeah, me either.