Megan: This is how a nun walks. (shorts were hiked up, and booty was swaying way too much.)
Me: Uh, no, that is not how a nun walks.
Amanda: Mom, boy nuns are called monks, right?
Amanda: Do you think they have urinals where they live?
Me: Why wouldn't they? Because they wear dresses?
Me: Robes. Whatever.
Amanda: So, do they have urinals?
Me: If they're boys, I'm gonna' say "yes" to the urinals.
Amanda: Thought so.
Me: Moving on ...