There are phrases you hear as a kid that don't make sense when you're young. And because they don't make sense, you don't always get the phrase right.
For instance, when I was a kid, I remember hearing this phrase:
Just take it with a grain of salt.
But what I thought they said was:
Just take it with a great assault.
So the other night we were watching TV as a family when Amanda walked right in front of the television and just stood there ...
Henry: Hey Door ...
Me: You make a better door than a window.
Megan: Yeah Dora, move it.
And there you have it. Another generation of misunderstanding.