The other night at dinner the family was discussing how we were almost out of milk ...
Megan: Mom, why don't YOU make some milk?
Me: Uh, been there done that, don't plan on doing it EVER again.
Me: motions to motherly milk jugs.
Megan: Not that, I mean get a cow and squeeze it's tummy for some milk.
Me: No, thank you.
I do believe I've earned the right to purchase bottled milk from a grocery store. And may I just say that it's worth every penny.