I was in the kitchen with Megan.
Henry was at the other end of the house when I thought of something I needed to tell him.
Megan: Why do you call him 'Henry'?
Me: Because that's his name. Why, what should I call him?
Me willing to try anything: Spike!!
Megan: He can't hear you because he's shaving.
Later that morning ...
Me: Just so you know, I'll be calling you 'Spike' from now on.
Me: Yeah, Megan didn't think 'Henry' was workin', so she suggested 'Spike'. Just wanted to let you know so that you can respond the next time you're called.
Henry: Got it.