Me: That (blue) coat looks good on you. It matches your eyes.
Megan: My eyes aren't that light. They're darker.
Me: Well, yes.
Megan: My friend's eyes are blue but turn green during the summer.
Megan: Yeah. I wish mine did that.
Me: Poor you. Have to have pretty blue eyes ALL YEAR LONG.
Megan: Sometimes I wish they were brown, because then they would blend in with the dirt and my pupils would be really big!!
Me: Wait ... why would you want eyes that blended in with the dirt?
Megan shrugging: I dunno.