WHOOPEE!!

Took the girls to John's Incredible Pizza tonight because they had been given free meal coupons during the last week of school as a reward for good behavior throughout the year.

For those of you who don't know, John's Incredible Pizza is similar to Chuck E. Cheese, but with much better food. For those of you who are still in the dark ... it's a pizza place with a huge arcade where you can win tickets to later cash in for junky prizes.

The girls each ended up with 300 tickets to spend. Amanda picked several little things (mini deck of cards, frisbee, etc.) Megan, on the other hand, chose to spend her wad on none other than the classic Whoopee Cushion. Who needs a son with a daughter like her?

Amanda: Mom, can you believe Megan used almost all of her tickets on a Whoopee Cushion?

Me: Uh, yeah.

Amanda: You know what would have been better?

Me: What?

Amanda: At Walgreens for like 3 bucks, they have Whoopee Cushions that reinflate themselves so you can fart as much as you want!

Me: As much as you want? Megan already does that on her own.

Amanda: True.