The girls were invited to go swimming at Noah's house down the street. Noah is about 6 years old, and has this love/hate relationship with my girls. He loves to play with them because it's better than playing alone. But he also hates playing with them because they only want to do girly stuff.
On their way out the door I called out ...
Me: Be careful in the pool, and be respectful to Noah's mom!
Megan: We know, we know!! No farting, and that includes arm farts.
Me: Uh, right.