Adult Valentines

The girls and I went shopping for valentines the other day.

I was looking in the "husband" valentine section of cards, and I thought my girls were looking in the "daddy" valentine section, until Amanda held up a card with a cartoon couple in bed and when you pulled the tab, they went further under the covers (lovely)...

Amanda: Mom, this card says, 'Honey, you have things to do, and I'm one of them.'

Me: Oh ... well ...

Amanda: What does that mean and why are they going under the covers? What are they doing?

Me (starting to feel a headache coming on): Um ...

Amanda: Are they kissing?

Me: YES!! Yep, that's it alright. KISSING!!!

Amanda: Gross.

Me: Yep. (Whew!)

Happy Valentine's Day, everyone!