Tuesday, April 6, 2010
The Heritage Plan
Amanda is one of those kids who sees a commercial one time, and can quote it word for word. I think she gets this from my sister, Tiffany, who used to do the same thing when we were kids. Anyway, sometimes it's humorous, and sometimes ~ not so much. Like tonight, for example ...
Amanda: Mom, have you ever thought about The Heritage Plan?
Me: What's The Heritage Plan?
Amanda: Well, first of all, it's for people ages 40-65 (I hate it already.)
Amanda: Mom, did you know that the average cost of funerals today is $6,000?!
Me: NOW I see where this is going. Why are you telling me all this anyway?
Amanda: Why not give money to your loved ones when they'll need it the most?
Me: You can't be serious.
Amanda: Do you want the phone number?
Me: NO, I DON'T WANT THE PHONE NUMBER!!
Amanda: Hey, I'm just tryin' to help.
That's it. No more TV.