More Meg Moments: Pimples & Death

Megan: Mom, have you ever had pimples?

Me: Yep.

Megan: How do you get 'em? Do you hit yourself?

Amanda: No, that's how you get bruises.

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While watching a TV movie, Megan saw a guy gasp and fall to the ground ...

Megan: Is that guy death?

Me: No, he isn't dead, he had a stroke.

Megan: I said, 'Is he DEATH?' Can he HEAR? That girl keeps saying his name and he's not answering.

Me: OH! You mean deaf. No, he's not deaf.

Megan: Good.

'Cuz being deaf would be worse than being dead apparently.