Bedtime is usally when conversations with the girls get interesting. Tonight, before brushing her teeth, Amanda was looking through my jewelry box.
Amanda: "Girls get better rings than the boys, right?"
Me: "Are you talking about wedding rings?"
Me: "Well, the girl's ring is usually fancier, but I don't know that I would say 'better'. Why?"
Amanda: "Everyone knows that girls get better stuff than boys."
Good to know.
Soon after that, Megan came to me with a pink, plastic, beaded necklace in her mouth, covering her front teeth.
Me: "Megan, what are you doing?"
Megan: "These are my braces."
Megan: "Yeah. I'm a German Shepherd."
Me: "A German Shepherd with braces?"
Megan: "Uh huh. And I fart like a German Shepherd too."
Megan: "Yeah, I'm a Fart Shepherd."
That's my girl.