Who are these people who create game apps for the iPods and such? They're either total freaks or complete geniuses ...
Amanda: Check out my new app, Shave Me.
Me: Shave Me?
Amanda: Yeah, watch.
She proceeded to put virtual shaving cream on a hairy face, then "shaved" it by rubbing her fingers over the touch screen.
Then to my horror, she rubbed even more, until the "face" started to bleed!!
Amanda: It's okay, because thankfully they came up with this! Tissue to stop the bleeding!!
And sure enough, she covered all the fake blood with fake tissue and was quite satisfied.
Amanda: I also got the app Hair Plucker, Nose Edition!!
Will the fun never end?