As we were walking ...
(photo from here)
Megan passing her plate to me: Here Mom.
Me: It's empty.
Megan: I know.
Me: There's a trash can right over there.
Megan: Yeah, but I want YOU to hold it.
Me: And why is that?
Megan: Because you're my personal assistant.
Me: Oh really? And what else do I get to do besides hold your empty plate?
Megan: You get to lick it.
Me: I get to lick the crumbs off your plate?
Megan: Mmm hmm.