My girls' classrooms are in a 2 story school building.
One afternoon before Christmas break, they were chatting in my office ...
Amanda: If you're going down stairs, Megan, DON'T TOUCH THE HAND RAIL.
Amanda: Because the boys were sliding down it earlier.
Megan: Ewww!! You mean the hand rail has Boy Butt on it?
Doesn't get much worse than Boy Butt.
Am I right, or am I right?