Before driving to the school's football game, I looked for my stadium cushion so I'd be a little more comfortable while watching my girls cheer. I couldn't find it. :(
As we were walking toward the football stadium ...
Megan: Uh, Mom, sorry for saying this, but where's your "butt comfort"?
Me: My what?
Megan: You know, your "butt comfort" ... that thing you sit on so your bottom doesn't hurt.
Me: Oh, that. I couldn't find it.
Megan: Too bad.
And it was. My tush is getting too old for this.