A monthly feminine hygiene product was laying on my bathroom counter when Meg walked in ...
Megan: What's this?
I told her.
Megan: What's it for?
Me: It doesn't concern you.
Megan: Why not?
Me: Because you're not old enough to need it, so we really don't need to talk about it quite yet.
Megan: But why?
Me: Because you're young. You don't need it. Kinda' like make-up. You don't need that either.
Megan who apparently had some idea of what the item was used for: Wait. Are you saying that people put make-up on their privates?
Me: Uh, no. That is most certainly NOT what I am saying.
Megan: What's this?
I told her.
Megan: What's it for?
Me: It doesn't concern you.
Megan: Why not?
Me: Because you're not old enough to need it, so we really don't need to talk about it quite yet.
Megan: But why?
Me: Because you're young. You don't need it. Kinda' like make-up. You don't need that either.
Megan who apparently had some idea of what the item was used for: Wait. Are you saying that people put make-up on their privates?
Me: Uh, no. That is most certainly NOT what I am saying.
OH MY WORD!!
What? You don't put make up on your privates? haha.
ReplyDeleteWell ... I certainly won't ADMIT to it, EMILY!!!
ReplyDeleteHa! Ha!
Hilarious! Now I know where the rumors get started!
ReplyDeleteOn a side note.... You really need to adjust that ad bar thing....the last few times I have been on it's been asking if I want to flirt with single girls! Ha!