Driving home from school ...
Megan: Mom, watch this!
Me: I can't "watch this" while I'm driving.
Megan: Okay, then just listen.
Me: What is that?
Megan: My farts.
At this point I turn around even though I'm still driving and see her making fart noises with her hands.
Me: Nice, Meg.
What is it with kids and fart noises?!