Amanda: Remember yesterday when I removed that hair from your black sweater?
Amanda: Well, when I looked at the hair, it looked like it had a lot of hair product on it.
Me: I'm sure it did.
Amanda: I mean a LOT.
Me: Okay, Amanda, I get it.
Amanda: I mean it was disgusting. That's how I knew it was one of yours.
Wow. Happy Mother's Day to ME.