Mother's Day with Amanda

As I was trying to get my hair to cooperate Mother's Day morning, Amanda walked in ...

Amanda: Remember yesterday when I removed that hair from your black sweater?

Me: No.

Amanda: Well, when I looked at the hair, it looked like it had a lot of hair product on it.

Me: I'm sure it did.

Amanda: I mean a LOT.

Me: Okay, Amanda, I get it.

Amanda: I mean it was disgusting. That's how I knew it was one of yours.

Wow. Happy Mother's Day to ME.