While I was getting ready yesterday morning, Megan walked in ...
Megan: Did you marry Daddy because he smelled good?
Me: Well, yes, but that's not the only reason.
Megan: I knew it! I'm gonna' tell him!!
I followed her to the kitchen for obvious entertainment reasons.
Megan: Daddy!! Mom said she married you because you smelled good!
Henry: I'm sure that wasn't the only reason.
Megan: Yes it was!
Me: That's right, so you better never run out of cologne, or it's OVER.
And there you have it. The secret to our wedded bliss.