A few days ago, I had Michael Buble' playing in the car. It was a slower love song ...
Hunter: This song is depressing.
Megan: No it's not. It's a looove song.
Hunter: Sounds depressing to me.
Meg: Mom, how did you find Dad?
Me: I met him at church.
Meg: And did you walk up and say, "Dude, let's get married!" ?
Me: Uh, no.
Hunter: First you have to date, then you get married.
Meg: Then you go on a honeymoon!
Hunter: No, you need to buy a house before you go on a honeymoon.
And there you have it. Any questions?