There are just some days when you gotta' have a 7-11 Slurpee. Yesterday was one of those days.
The girls and I walked into the 7-11, got our Slurpees, and headed to the cashier.
The cashier, a woman who looked to be in her mid to late 50's, but who was probably only 40, gave me the total: $5.20.
I handed her $10.20.
She rang it up and then stared at the cash register. Then she stared at me. Then back at the register. Then back at me.
Cashier: I rang it up as $5.20 instead of $10.20.
Me: Oh, you did?
Cashier: Yeah, and I know I owe you change, but I can't think how much that is.
Cashier: Right. Sorry. My brain ain't workin' today.
While walking back to the car ...
Megan: That lady said her brain didn't work.
Me: Yep, that's what she said.
Megan: Do you think she had a drug?
Me: I think she had more than just one.
Megan: Yeah. A lot more.