Wednesday, March 9, 2011

Dumbfounded 2

Several days ago I posted some questions from Amanda that, in my opinion, answered themselves. Here are a few more ...

After school, one of the teachers was looking for her lost earring. She showed the other one to me. It was a small hoop.

A few minutes later, Amanda walked by my office ...

Me: Amanda, have you seen a hoop earring around here?

Amanda: What does that mean?

Me: What do you think it means? While you've been walking around, HAVE YOU SEEN A HOOP EARRING?

That same afternoon, we walked out to the parking lot ...

Megan: Mom, you parked in a handicap spot.

Me: It used to be a handicap spot.

Amanda: What do you mean?

Me: Well ... it used to be a handicap parking spot, and now it's not. (?!)

Megan has a little pink pillow she likes to lay on when she's watching TV ...

Amanda: Why is Megan's pillow out here (on the floor in front of the TV)?

Me: Uh, because she left it there?

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