Dyin' to Go to Heaven

On the way home from church, there was a smashed up car on a flat bed tow truck.


Megan: Was that car in an accident?

Me: Looks like it.

Megan: Can you die in accidents like that?

Me: Yes.

Megan: I wanna' die.

Me: Why?

Megan: Because I want to be a kid in heaven.

Me: I sure would miss you.

Megan: Okay. I'll wait one more week.

Me: Thank you.