Why so many of the posts about Megan have to do with poop and farting, I'll never know, but here goes.
She was sitting on my lap one day when she let one rip. I waited several seconds for the follow up "excuse me", and when it didn't come, I said: MEGAN!! What do you SAY?!?!?
She thought about it for a little while, then exclaimed: AMEN!!
So be it.