Megan: When can I get a cell phone?
Me: After Amanda, and she probably won't get one 'till at LEAST Jr. High.
Amanda: Yeah Megan, you can't get one before I get one!
Megan: What if I buy it with my own money?
Me: You'd still have to pay the monthly fee, and you can't afford that.
Megan: So if I pay the fee, can I get one?
Me: But you CAN'T pay the fee.
Megan: But if I can ...
And on and on it goes. We've had this same conversation everyday for a week now. It's very reminiscent of the, "Can I get a pet bunny?" post from a couple years ago. Click here if you'd like to relive THAT mind-numbing dialogue.