Nickel/Nipple ~ Potato/Potahto

Megan:  Can we go to the store today?

Me:  Which store?

Megan:  Michael's.

Me:  Why?

Megan:  I wanna get some of those Nipple Nips.

Me:  NIPPLE Nips?!

Megan:  I mean NICKEL Nips.

Me:  Oh, 'cuz I'm guessing there's a difference between the two.

Yikes.