After 2 minutes (tops), Meg emerged from the shower ...
Me: That was fast.
Megan: Yep. The root beer candy in my mouth didn't even melt all the way!
Me: Did you wash your hair?
Me: Did you use any soap?
Me: Well what exactly did you think you were supposed to do in there?
Megan: Wash my hair!
Me: FYI: Next time you shower, WASH WITH SOAP.
Megan: Put a note on the shower door.