"Vegetarian"

It was a Costco dinner night.  Henry and I were eating hot dogs.


Megan:  Hot dogs, yuck.


Me:  Oh brother.


Megan:  I'm a vegetarian.


Me:  Is that right?


Megan:  Yeah.  I'm a vegetarian who eats steak and ribs.


Hmm. Guess I'm a vegetarian too then. Good to know.