Orange Chicken Secret Recipe

One more Panda Express story.

While Amanda was eating her orange chicken ...

Amanda: Mmmmm. This chicken is soooo gooood.

Me: Oh yeah?

Amanda: Yeah. They must serenade it a long time to make it taste this good.

Me: You mean marinade.

Amanda: Huh?

Me: It's marinade, not serenade.

Amanda: Whatever.

Of course, I'm not Chinese, so what do I know? Maybe they DO serenade their orange chicken.