The last time she painted her nails at the table ...
Me: Megan, you've got to put something under your hands when you paint your nails.
Me: Come on.
Megan: I said 'sorry'.
Me: Why aren't you using that manicure table thing I got you for Christmas?
Megan: I thought you said that was from Santa.
Me after an awkward pause: Yes, well ...
Amanda: Oooh, busted!!