A couple of weeks ago the reference was in Ecclesiastes ...
Me: Okay, what's the reference?
Megan: Ecclipichicks 3:1
Me: What was that?
Megan enunciating more clearly: E-cclip-i-chicks 3:1
Me: You mean 'Ecclesiastes'.
Megan: That's what I said.
Me: No, actually, you didn't.
Megan: Well we don't get marked off for spelling on our memory verse, so I'm just going to write 'Ecclipichicks'.
Me: But why?
Megan: Because that's how it looks.
Me: Fair enough.