Amanda was home sick two days this week with a nasty cough and fever.
After dinner one night, while she still had the fever ...
Amanda: Eww!!! Stop it!!!!
Me: What? What happened?
Amanda: Megan just licked my mouth!!
Me: What?! Megan, why would you do such a thing?!
Megan completely elated with herself: To get her GERMS!!! So I can stay home from school too!!!!
I swear, if she gets sick, she's so grounded.