Megan: Mom, we have something to ask you.
Me: No play date today, sorry.
Megan: Wait, just listen, okay?
Me: Okay, but I think we've already talked about this.
Megan: Can you talk to her dad about her coming over to our house after school?
Me: What have I told you about ganging up on me with your friends?
Me: Putting me on the spot in front of your friends?
Asking me IN FRONT OF THEM if they can come over for a play date THAT afternoon???
RING ANY BELLS?!?!?
Megan: Uh, I don't hear any bells, mom.