Megan: Mom, we made a Thankful Tree at school today.
Megan: Okay, listen to what I'm thankful for.
Megan: School ...
Me: I thought you didn't like school.
Megan: No, remember? I told you to tell my teacher that I like school. Just not study hall.
Me: Oh right. Go on.
Megan: ... my dogs, the Bible, God, the world, my sister, police ...
Me: Did me and Dad make it onto the tree?
Megan: Uh, no.
"Family" was on the tree, so technically the parental unit did make it on. As far as I'm concerned, we're totally thankfulled for. Yes, I said "thankfulled".