Me: Cute. What's a Bowzer?
Megan: This dog that the silly band is shaped like. What kind of dog is a Bowzer?
Me: I don't know. I've never heard of a Bowzer before.
Megan: But what kind of dog is it?!
Me: How would I know what kind of dog it is, if I've never heard of it before? I guess a Bowzer is a ... Bowzer. Wait, it kind of looks like a Schnauzer.
Megan: Oh yeah. THAT'S what I meant. Schnauzer.