Megan: Who built the ark?
Me: Noah.
Megan: Who were the first two humans on earth?
Me: Adam and Eve.
Megan: How many A-P-O-S-T-L-E-S ...
Me: Apostles
Megan: How many apostles were there?
Me: 12
Megan: Which apostle doubted Jesus?
Me: Thomas.
Megan: Nope.
Me: Yes, haven't you heard of "Doubting Thomas"?
Megan: Sorry, that's not it either.
Me: Wait, does it say doubted or denied?
Megan: Oh! Denied. Sorry.
Me: In that case, the answer is Peter.
Megan: Right. Okay, what did the wise men give Jesus?
Me: Gold ...
Megan: Frankenstein and Myrrh, right.
Me: Uh, not Frankenstein ... it's Frankincense. There's a big difference.
Megan: Who cares.
Me: Well, one is a a monster, and one is a ...
Megan: Next question!!
Me: Wow (apparently I gave birth to the trivia natzi.)
lol I need a set of those cards! Love it. We play MATH games in the car...YUCK!!!
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