Thursday, November 18, 2010

I'm MEAN!!

The drive home yesterday afternoon could have been better, but what else is new?

Megan: Mom, where's my bag with the candy corns on it?

Me: I don't know.

Megan: It was IN your OFFICE.

Me: Well, if it was IN my OFFICE, then it's in one of 4 places: your backpack, your sister's backpack, my purse, or this little suitcase thingy.

Megan: It's not in my backpack!

Amanda: It's not in mine either.

Megan: Let me check your purse.

Me: Here.


Me: First of all, you haven't checked the suitcase thingy. Second of all, YOUR candy corn bag is not MY responsibility. I cleaned up all of YOUR stuff, which I didn't have to do. If it's that important to you, you should have kept track of it.

Megan: You're MEAN!!

Me: Uh huh.

I then looked in the suitcase deal while I was stopped at a red light. Whataya' know? There was the bag she was looking for.

Me: Look what I found.

Megan: Thank you, Mommy!!

Me: Uh huh.

About 10 minutes pass.

Megan: Mom, can we go to that Pizza Hut with the Squinkie vending machines before we go home? I want to use a quarter to get another Squinkie.

Me: No, we can't.

Megan: WHY NOT?!

Me: Because I'm MEAN, remember?

Yeah, that went over well.

Okay, I am so getting this t-shirt for Christmas.
And is it just me, or is that a man modeling a "Mean Mom" t-shirt? Hmm. Still getting it.


  1. yes, totally a man modeling that t-shirt. Totally bizarre.

  2. well I could be a woman but that's a large adam's apple! ;) not going to say what it "could" be!!!