Megan: Mom, where's my bag with the candy corns on it?
Me: I don't know.
Megan: It was IN your OFFICE.
Me: Well, if it was IN my OFFICE, then it's in one of 4 places: your backpack, your sister's backpack, my purse, or this little suitcase thingy.
Megan: It's not in my backpack!
Amanda: It's not in mine either.
Megan: Let me check your purse.
Megan: IT'S NOT IN HERE EITHER!! YOU LOST MY BAG!!
Me: First of all, you haven't checked the suitcase thingy. Second of all, YOUR candy corn bag is not MY responsibility. I cleaned up all of YOUR stuff, which I didn't have to do. If it's that important to you, you should have kept track of it.
Megan: You're MEAN!!
Me: Uh huh.
I then looked in the suitcase deal while I was stopped at a red light. Whataya' know? There was the bag she was looking for.
Me: Look what I found.
Megan: Thank you, Mommy!!
Me: Uh huh.
About 10 minutes pass.
Megan: Mom, can we go to that Pizza Hut with the Squinkie vending machines before we go home? I want to use a quarter to get another Squinkie.
Me: No, we can't.
Megan: WHY NOT?!
Me: Because I'm MEAN, remember?
Yeah, that went over well.
Okay, I am so getting this t-shirt for Christmas.
And is it just me, or is that a man modeling a "Mean Mom" t-shirt? Hmm. Still getting it.