The Voice

Megan was with me in the Starbucks drive-thru when the Barista's voice came through the squawk box sounding like Guy Smiley. It was so over the top, you couldn't help but laugh.

Megan: He sounds like my principal.

Me: I don't think your principal works at Starbucks.

Megan: How do you know? Maybe he does on the weekends.

We drive up to the window and see that the voice is much bigger and darker than Megan's principal.

Me: See? I told you it wasn't him.

Megan: Or he just put on a new head

Me: Or that.