DQ Blizzard Machine
Well, bless his heart, Uncle Roger got her the DQ Blizzard Machine (And no, she wasn't disappointed to not get the $4.00.)
It's basically a mini-homemade ice cream maker, only it's not electric, so you have to crank the handle for 10 minutes while the ice cream freezes.
About 5 minutes into the cranking ...
Me: Do you want me to turn it for a while?
Megan: No, I'm good.
Me: You sure?
Megan: Yeah. Besides, it's making me muscles! (showing me her now-huge biceps)
Me: So it is.
Megan: Kinda' like that guy on America's Got Talent. Remember how he was able to move his boobs up and down?
Me: I remember.
Megan: Yeah, that was weird ... and cool.