Changing the Subject

The girls had a friend over for dinner the other night. Megan apparently felt the need to give their guest a heads-up on Amanda's dinner behavior ...

Megan: Just to warn you, Amanda farts a LOT at the dinner table.

Me: Uh, could we talk about something a little less disgusting while we're eating?

Megan: Sure. She also likes toast.

Me: Thank you.