I'm the WIFE

It was Sunday afternoon, and I was getting ready to head to the grocery store now that Henry was home. Megan hadn't seen her neighbor friend for like 24 hours, and she was desperate for a little play time.

Megan: Can I call Nikki to play?

Me: You'll have to ask Dad, because I'm leaving and won't be here.

Megan: Could you ask him?

Me: Why me? You're the one who wants to play with her.

Megan: Yeah, but you're his wife, and he always says "yes" to his wife.

Me: Is that so?

Megan: Mmm hmm.

Me: We'll see.

So I asked Henry, and ... yeah ... she was right.