Letting Herself Go

Megan got out of the pool and walked over to me ...

Megan: Mom, can you go get Fat Ariel?

Me: 'Fat' Ariel?

Megan: Yeah. You know, the one that swims? I wanna' take her in the pool.

Behold 'Fat' Ariel:

If she's fat, then I'm never leaving the house again.